Atomic Athlete Ranger Panties

The original Atomic Athlete Ranger Panties / silkies!

These bad boys will make every woman within a 3 mile radius swoon at the gyrating objects hidden beneath the most technical fabric out there.

Carefully crafted with a blend of Dragon semen, spider’s silk, and astroglide, SOFFE has created the ultimate version of Nylon ever made.

Made even better by printing the Atomic Athlete symbol of strength and vitality over the left thigh, these Ranger Panties are sure to level up your game in preparation for any military selection course or at the local coffee shop on a Sunday morning.

Priced at a thrifty $30 you can buy multiple pairs for the price of  1 pair of lululemon shorts, and I can say for certain that they will last longer as I have multiple pairs of both.

We suggest pairing them with a fanny pack hiding a concealed G19, an outrageous tank-top, and silly bright sunglasses.

This combination will make most people second guess themselves at whether or not you are the steely eyed killer you are, or maybe just a weirdo wearing short shorts at the bar on a cold day.

The Ranger Creed

Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of the Rangers.

Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite Soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other Soldier.

Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some.

Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained Soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.

Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.

Rangers lead the way!